Tuesday, November 11, 2008

FAQ's

What is it about Barack Obama thats so appealing?Why is being apathetic to Indian politics, considered cool?Why do I get completely anal about not-so-important tasks and why is getting me down to doing something essential almost impossible?Why the constant pre-occupation with anything but whats on hand?Whats with doctors and teachers being grossly underpaid in India?Am I the only person who doesnt get Naruto?Will Ted ever meet the mother?When will people stop following sports so ardently and start playing them?Why is watching a movie so expensive?Why Himmesh?Why cant I take Apparition classes?Where have all the sparrows gone?Why is multi-tasking too much to take at once?Why is it so difficult to find anyone halfway decent to take care of and who'll care for you?What is it going to take for me to drop my guard?How long till the optimism wears thin?Why her?What makes me fall for guys with wierdass names?How do you land a figure like Priyanka Chopra's?Why isnt the moon-landing making more news Vis-à-vis John Abraham baring his gluteus (sorry,thats a no-brainer)?Why are the guys who like you,the ones you wouldnt touch with a ten-foot barge pole;while the ones you do like,probably not even be aware of it?What is it about responsibility that scares the shit outta me?Why do I hate banks,the way people hate hospitals?What lies in store 5 years hence?Heck,whats next year going to look like?When will parents realise that kids DO grow up?When will I realise that parents grow old?Will EMI rates still hold up at such high levels by the time I start cashing paycheques?Why is the geography such a pain in the ass,when it comes to your close ones?Are we really that dispensable?How do you deal with helplessness?Now what?