So,in true Christmas spirit,I'm going to pull up those thick socks,raise my prescribed-4 teaspoons-a-day of Benadryl in toast,draw my warm-water bottle close & tell my cold to go STUFF itself(i.e. in places other than down my lower respiratory tract).
I painted my toenails an explosive,tarty red for good measure.So what if I could pass off for Rudolph,what with my nose in its current predicament.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Merry Christmas,peeps!
PS:Next on the invalids agenda:
-Remind mom to pick up fresh box of tissues.
-Work on New Years resolutions
-Not to get into a tizzy over kiddie Santa flicks on HBO
2 comments:
peeps? :D never would have guessed your mind that way leans
and thence lies its sheer genius,in its unpredictability and its unpretentious non-conformity..
BOW DOWN!
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