Saturday, December 27, 2008

Tis' a Blue Christmas

But no,I'm not going to whine about how it sucks to be sick during the holidays & how the year-end is an especially depressing time to be single & in town.

So,in true Christmas spirit,I'm going to pull up those thick socks,raise my prescribed-4 teaspoons-a-day of Benadryl in toast,draw my warm-water bottle close & tell my cold to go STUFF itself(i.e. in places other than down my lower respiratory tract).

I painted my toenails an explosive,tarty red for good measure.So what if I could pass off for Rudolph,what with my nose in its current predicament.

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Merry Christmas,peeps!


PS:Next on the invalids agenda:
-Remind mom to pick up fresh box of tissues.
-Work on New Years resolutions
-Not to get into a tizzy over kiddie Santa flicks on HBO

2 comments:

freeverse said...

peeps? :D never would have guessed your mind that way leans

P said...

and thence lies its sheer genius,in its unpredictability and its unpretentious non-conformity..
BOW DOWN!