Take 5

1)I present to you,all the way from LA:
http://uni-multi-free-verse.blogspot.com/
Welcome back to the fold.You've been sorely missed Free Verse.Third times the charm,they say.

2)Superwoman got her superpowers back and she flies back to the States to salvage the American economy.Obama needs all the help he can get.
His gain is my loss.But I love her so much that I'm thrilled to bits for her.

3)With her,the mass exodus begins.Soon I'll be left with only dentist friends in town but for Doogie Howser and Lil Mr MUFfet.Both of whom incidentally,I need to set up with ahem suitable girls.Anyone?

4))Ma wants to know if we knew that Ellen Degeneres was a lesbian and why she was not informed if we did.(Lil Bro:"So?We knew and we were STILL not invited for her wedding")

5)Bring on the competition,I say.I joined Puff the Dragon,Man Blonde & Sauron in the ranks of those squandering away their all for Table tennis.This is a game I am determined to master even if it kills me.It never fails to amaze me;this uncanny way I can relate to Forrest Gump on several levels.And I need to slaughter Sauron anyways,supercilious ass.Its time to play hardball,mister.Strap those cajones of yours safely into place.